if I see you and I don't speak, that means I have some very deep trauma that I can't reverse and it keeps me from being friends with you so, essentially, I don't fuck with you

veraxplus:

amateuropinions:

volcel-official:

tilthat:

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

False

Luke 2:52

He’s larger than a baby

By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.

It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple

xphilosoraptorx:

armchair-factotum:

darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

toastpotent:

pukicho:

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….


American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?


Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

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That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

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op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

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holyromanhomo:

ourexes:

he came for his entire life holy shit

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egberts:

crowkay:

egberts:

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

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bluntburningprincess:

me getting into the halloween spirit

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glumshoe:

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

Depression meal 2050

depressionmeal:

an entire can of sour cream and onion pringles and a sip of water

heedra:

the first ancient person to realize caterpillars and butterflies were the same little dude must have felt so fucking galaxybrain

i-am-the-punk-mermaid:

violent-darts:

llleighsmith:

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

talesof4chan:
“Anon’s pet spider helps them realize life is worth living
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talesof4chan:

Anon’s pet spider helps them realize life is worth living